No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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