Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
