you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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