Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
