she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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