His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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