Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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