Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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