that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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