i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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