it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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