I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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