Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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