He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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