it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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