If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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