I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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