Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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