Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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