Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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