Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His hands were made for my vagina.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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