my vag is so smooth its legendary
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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