So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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