Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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