i was born a porn star she said
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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