...so i touched it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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