Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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