Jerry, you need to find god
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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