Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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