Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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