can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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