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(234): View more from Ohio

Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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(205): View more from Alabama

Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss

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(317): View more from Indiana

The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.

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(813): View more from Florida

Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I've literally never felt worse

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My body feels like its decomposing

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(720): View more from Colorado

There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.

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(530): View more from California

can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe

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