I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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