I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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