i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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