If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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