He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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