you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If that was your dad, he is hot
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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