Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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