Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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