I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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