you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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