I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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