I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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