our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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