love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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