I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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