I smell stomach acid.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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