So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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