I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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