I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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