After last night, I could never be a politician.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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